Austria-Hungaryballs was however planning to take over Serbian clay anyways, and sent an ultimatum that was impossible for Serbiaball to agree upon as it would make them into a nation of slaves. A Serb known as Gavrilo Princip and the terrorist group he was a part of (The Black Hand) was ready to do crap on Austro-Hungarianballs and he killed Franz. Serbiaball's history in a nutshell: REMOVE KEBAB! How WW1 Startedįranz Ferdinand (the Austro-Hungarian Archduke) was visiting Sarajevoball in 1914. A sad moment for the nations of Balkans indeed (sorry bro). In 1913, he removed kebab for good from Balkans with the help of Kingdom of Montenegroball, Greeceball, and Bulgariaball.īut then they couldn't agree on the new borders, so he with Greeceball and Romaniaball fought and defeated Bulgariaball. In 1878, Serbiaball became independent REMOVE KEBAB!!! and became a kingdomball in 1882. While being under kebab domination, he rebelled in 1594 but was defeated, then again in 1683 but was also defeated, then in 1804 but it only lasted for some time and in 1812 they were finally defeated, then in 1815 and this time, kebab gave Serbiaball some autonomy. This is when Serbiaball first starts hating kebab.ĭuring the invasion Wallachiaball was of helping me defend, even if we failed, thanks bro, never forget!
Serbiaball lost 70k remover against kebab in the Marica River in 1371, then at Kosovoball in 1389 it was inconclusive, but then defeated at the city of Smederevoball in 1459 and finally at Belgradeball in 1521. He was the worst emperor, so the empireball broke up when he ruled.īut this would soon end when in the late 14th century when kebab invaded the Balkans. He made Serbiaball great until Uroš Nejaki came. In 1331, Stefan Dušan Silni ruled Serbiaballs and their clay and he was great emperor. He was sort of an innocent countryball back then. The 13th and 14th centuries were a golden age for Serbiaball. In the 13th century, he became a vassal of Byzantineball. In 9th century, he converted to Christianity. Later, Serbiaball was a small kingdomball in the Balkans at the time. Serbiaball was split into four small countryballs: Dukljaball, Zachlumiaball, Travunijaball and Raškaball (administrative). In 768, Serbiaball was born for the first time. In the 7th century, Slavsball ancestors of Serbiaball arrived in what is now Serbiaball's clay. Serbiaball was born a 2ball like all European countryballs and was in Southeastern Europe with other countryballs. Though he may act aggressive, he is really just a sad, poor countryball who has lost almost everything and everyone from the days of Yugoslaviaball, which is why he doesn't want to lose Kosovoball. He hates any sorts of Muslims or kebab, especially his own (Talking to you Kosovoball), and tries to deny any sort of war crimes he committed during the Yugoslav Wars. Serbiaball is often seen as a very violent and aggressive countryball. Serbiaball can into tennis as Novak Djokovic is from his clay.
He has refused to join NATOball however, after they bombed him, and also can't join the EUball until he recognizes Kosovoball.
Also he is a member of OSCEball and CEFTAball. He's basically a member of Danube Commissionball. As of 2011, he maintains a population of about 7.261 million inhabitants (If you don't include Kosovoball).ĭue to having close ties with his cousin, Russiaball, Serbiaball has become an observer of CSTOball. The countryball is divided into 29 districtballs, two autonomous provinceballs being Vojvodinaball and Kosovoball (de jure), as well as the capital Belgradeball, giving him a total area of 29,913 sq mi (34,116 square miles if you include Kosovoball). His clay is bordered by Bosnia and Herzegovinaball, Croatiaball, and Montenegroball to the west, Bulgariaball and Romaniaball to the east, Hungaryball to the north, Albaniaball, and Macedoniaball to the south. Serbiaball, is Kosovo officially Yugoslavia 2.0 the Republic of Let's go Bowling Serbiaball, is the legendary kebab remover a landlocked countryball living in west russia Southeastern Europe, specifically on Balkan Peninsula.